This is the first one of these 419 scam emails i have had all year. I thought the losers had gotten the message that scams like DO NOT WORK.

Anyway, here’s Mr Tom Jack’s attempt at conning me and propbably many others out of their hard earnd money.

From: Mr.Tom Jack.
Address: E3 Pelham House,
32-34 Pelham Road, London, GW19 1SX
United Kingdom.
Tell:+447035953270

“RELATIONSHIP ESTABLISHMENT & DEAL NOTIFICATION”

I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship but I believe knowing each other starts from a step of which I believe I am not making a mistake exposing this very important business deal to you?

Firstly, let me identify myself without any intention of equivocation, I am Mr.Tom Jack, Financial Expert worked with Banks here in United Kingdom, I will be happy if we can do business together in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual benefit for us. I have a transaction deal in the tune of £52,954,000.00 {Fifty Two Million Nine Hundred and Fifty Four Thousand British Pounds Sterling}  to be transferred to any possible safe account with your good assistance. I have every possibility & advantages for the proceeds of this fund to be paid to your account.

I had discussed this issue privately with the Top Bank Director and he agreed to help and have instructed me to look for a foreigner who can be trusted and capable to handle this transaction so that we can secretly move this money out from UK immediately basing on Investments plans in your Country. I guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this operation.

Your assistance as a foreigner is necessary because the management of the bank will welcome any foreigner who has correct information to this account which I will give to you immediately, We will start the first transfer with Thirty Two Million {£32,000,000.00}.Upon successful transfer without any disappointment from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining balance of {£20, 954,000.00} to your account. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local person here due to law in United Kingdom.

This money was secretly deposited and placed for an Investment before the late holder died and none of his families or relatives knows about this money, I came across this great fortune during an annual pre-audition. If you can be trusted and capable to handle this business with me in full confidence & trust, please send me the following information for documentation preparation and also give me your word of confidence that we will work as one team and I will get in return what belongs to me after successful transmission this operation : At the conclusion of this transaction, your total share will be 40% of the total transfer sum,while 60% for me and my partners who is helping in makeing this sucessful.

If you are interested, please forward the following information as below:
(1). Full names:
(2). Private phone numbers:
(3). Current residential address:
(4). Occupation:
(5). Age and Sex:
{6}.Your Full Banking Coordinates as follows.
Bank Name:
Bank Address:
Account No:
Account Holder’s Name:
More Information about yourself ETC.
I look forward hearing from you.

Kind Regards,
Mr.Tom Jack.

Bank Charges. I honestly thought i had seen the back of them, i had not received a charge for ages and it felt great! We had a problem with a customer paying us which meant we didnt get paid when we thought we would do, and this meant a few bills of mine got missed and RBS stuck their fucking claws in as soon as they had the chance to..

£495 charges in ONE MONTH!

How in fuck’s name is anyone supposed to sort their finances out with banks taking nearly FIVE HUNDRED QUID off you in one month. I barely earn five-fucking -hundred quid a month, and they have taken it off me in charges.

Apparently the bank charge refund shit has been put on hold until the bank bosses and courts have finished touching children, i did notice the fucking cnuts are still TAKING the charges, they have just put refunding them on hold – funny that isnt it?

Why anyone needs a court and a bunch of pricks in suits to figure out £495 in ONE MONTH in charges is unlawful. Its fucking criminal and downright fucking scandalous, never mind unlawful!

I spoke to someone in customer services and managed to get £228 back, im gonna ring my branch tomorrow to see if i can get any more refunded.

For anyone wanting to ring RBS then their head office/customer relations/support/switchboard phone number is 01315 568 555.

Im moving all my banking services to HSBC as we have our business banking there and they look after us a little bit better.

I STRONGLY recommend EVERYONE to move their shit away from RBS – they are going down the panl and they are not taking my money with the,. Their desperate situation has resulted in them being unlawful and total bastards towards their customers.

Easty shit and die you fucks.

Usually the people that send these 419 scams are claiming to be from a poor war-stricken country. But from time to time they play on common illnesses or ailments that people all over the world suffer from. This girl claims to be a deaf daughter of a now-dead, very wealthy cocoa farmer.

Now we all recieve them, and i guess some people must fall for them else surely they would of stopped sending them out? Im talking about those emails you get from people in nigeria trying to help you out by giving you 40,000,000,000 ugandan dollars – but before they can make you a multi-multi-multi-trillianaire, they need $100 from you so they can post you the cheque - Hmm, can someone smell a scam?

Anyway, i have collected them for many years now, and i have decided to start publishing them to my blog so that if the same template is used and sent to someone else and they google it to check its authenticity, they find me, and i can safely tell them ITS A SCAM!

Anyway, heres. 419 Scam number 1 – From Madam Aicha Mohamed!

Enjoy!

from: Aicha Mohamed <aicha_m558@yahoo.co.jp>

reply-to: aicha_mohamedd87@yahoo.co.nz

to: aicha_m558@yahoo.co.jp

date: Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 4:20 PM

subject: Sala Muhalekum

mailed-by: yahoo.co.jp

signed-by: yahoo.co.jp

Reply

From Madam Aicha Mohamed.

Sala Muhalekum My Dear Honourable !!!

I am Madam Aicha Mohamed and been converted to Islamic Muslim Religion with My Late Husband,  I am  54 Years Old Woman and we have became more devoted in Islamic Muslim Religion for quite good number of years now but I am at this moment suffering with ( Esophageal Cancer )/breast and fibroid of the womb which has affected my health and after taking all type of medical treatment in other to find my self survives it still defiling that I will be only having some few Month to live, according to what the medical experts has observed in me.

My Husband who is now Late was killed during the political crisses which took place on September 19th 2002.

My late Husband was the Chairman of the Contract Awarding Committee under Budgeting and Planning of our Country.

Throughout the period of my marriage with him, all efforts to bear Children with him proved abortive because of my poor state of health and after his death issues, I inherited all his wealth ,with our abdopted son by name ( Musa ) since he has no other next of kin but it is now obvious that I may not survive my poor state of health .

I have deemed it necessary to leave a legacy on Earth and give a positive account and justification of the life I lived on Earth before the Almighty ALLAH.

This is what I want to achieve by committing this wealth in all Islamic Societies or orphanages Homes / widows and the less privileged peoples around the Globe.

I am meditating what may happen after death that is why I am taking this decision by giving this Money out to be use to accomplish the Almighty ALLAH’S Divine Marvelous work around the Globe because I highly believed that I will be with Him in his most perfect and the most peacefully place.

Note that this sum(US$ 7.5 Million) was secured and Deposited in one Security Company   with my name by my Late Husband and all the related Documentation covering the Treasure Box are Highly intact with me as the Cobeneficiary of the Treasure.

So on the receipt of your immediate response to me I will forward all the necessary Documents covering the Treasure Box were the Money is been packaged and sealed in the Treasure Box before Depositing it in the Security Company as to enable you open up your communication with them for the releasing of the Treasure Box to you as I cannot follow it up right now because of my illness condition.

Please Religious doesn’t matter in this divine project henceforth I put all my trust in you but do actualize my dreams with this Money for the sake of the Almighty ALLAH because My happiness is that I lived a life of a true devoted life worthy of emulation.

Lastly, I honestly pray that when releasing the Treasure Box to you by the Security Company were the Money is been packaged and sealed it will be well judiciously used for the said purpose as the Almighty ALLAH has reviewed for humanitarian services and you should be aware that whoever that wants to serve Him must serve him in truth and in fairness.

So Please always be prayerful all through your life in this Divine marvelous Work of the Almighty ALLAH.

Until I hear from you and be sure that all my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders to be accomplish.

Also provide me your direct tel/fax to reach you .

Finaly, 50% of this mony will be for the work of ALLAH, while 35 % will be for our abdopted son which you will also help him to invest in your country, while 15 % Will be for you for your assistance.

Insha ALLAH

Thanks ones again.

Madam Aicha Mohamed

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its sick that these people try and use things like wars and poverty to try and blag money – there are people genuainly STARVING and dying becasue of wars and these guys are playing off the back of people who want to help a worthy casue – and all these fuckers want is money.

Well fuck off Aicha Mohamed – Your not scamming me!