15 Feb 08 What runs through these peoples minds?

I understand that not everybody has the same point of view as me on nature, and the great outdoors. I would be so happy living on some beach or up some mountain miles away from anyone (as long as i had the internet somehow hee hee) with just my girlfriend and my poochie to talk to. To me, that is the perfect existence.

Since gettin bonnie i have done lots of walking and both me and gem have both started appreciating the outdoors even more. We walk her in the mornings around this huge field thing right next to our house. There is a big bit of overgrown grassland, a old road that go’s right round the back and if you walk up that a fair bit you can cut across to this HUGE sand field. Its a really good walk for her (and me) in the mornings as there is lots of room to throw sticks into the grass and on the sand bit. Bonnie loves it!

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Our first beef with this walking area, was the dog shit. My latest beef, is with the bellamy road scumbags who see no harm in dumping their shit along the road at the back of the wasteland. There is a lot of rubbish around anyway, as i dont think the land is looked after by anyone, but we went out the other morning and there was two HUGE piles of shit. Carpets, bags full of polystirene, old fencing, boxes.. Even some old plant pot type things! You name it, it was there.

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And we were out this morning, and someone had burnt out a (probably stolen) mini motorcross bike.  The wheels were in fine condition, and to be honest the engine didnt look bad, but all the plastics were melted so it would of been impossible to fix. It was just lying burnt out in the middle of the track. Why?

Why steal it in the first place?

Why burn it out?

Why blatantly litter a lovely little trail that MANY people walk dogs along?

Why why why??!?!

Its times like these i wish i had patience, cos id sit there for days and days waiting for the little bastards to come back then set them on fire and leave them to burn in the middle of the road - see how they like it!

When i have a jeep, or when the pickup is working, im gonna go down the track and tidy it up i think. There are lots of bricks and stuff im gonna steal and build a BBQ in the back garden, and the rest of the stuff i will take to the tip.

Then i think im gonna do some flyers, and post them in every door in this area so that people know i have cleaned it up, and that im watching the fuckers and if i see anyone flytipping ill ring the police after shooting them from my bedroom window!

One day these inconsiderate fuckheads will learn and witness my wrath!

15 Feb 08 Dog’s and their Untrained Owners

We have had a dog now for about 3 months, and we both love every minute of it. I love going out for walkies, i love playing with bonnie and her toys and i love snuggling up on the settee with both of my angels.

What i dont fucking love, is mother fucking pieces of shit dog owners that cant handle their dogs, dont know how to discipline them and DONT CLEAN THEIR SHIT UP!

I dont want to walk my dog and have to CONSTANTLY tell her to leave huge steaming piles of shit left by the dog in front. We always clean bonnies poo up, i remember a lad in my school got BLINDED because someone kicked some dog shit up into his face. I get so fucking angry. Its so ignorant and disrespectful to other dog owners, as if someone has a new puppy and its on its first walk it can still get ill from other dogs poop.

I wish i had some kind of power over people, as if i saw them not cleaning their dog shit up i would pick the fucker up myself and throw it at them!

I know its not the nicest stuff in the world, and it stinks like.. well, like shit! But it takes 3 seconds to pick it up, and if you pick it up in a bag your hands dont smell and once tied you can no longer smell it. If its left, and kicked up in some kids face, they are blinded for LIFE.

Stop being ignorant fuckers, and CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT!

Another thing that fucking winds me up is people who’s dogs are uncontrollable. I was out with bonnie, as we do every morning, and we went round the corner onto the field next to my house, and there were two black labs there off the lead. One was old, and one was a lot younger. The younger one was a BIG dog though. Of course, he saw my pretty bonnie chops, and LAUNCHED himself at her. The fucking dozy BINT who owned the black lab was all like “Oh im sorry, hes always like this!” - Is that supposed to make up for the fact he TERRORISED my dog? Does your lame stupid fuckeyed comment make up for the fact your dogs a twat and needs discipline?

Twats like her shouldn’t be allowed dog’s. And its not cos shes a woman, cos the family at the bottom of our road have a lab called max, and he’s a big fucker, but even if the lady is out by herself she is still able to control him perfectly.. Ok so he gets a bit excited when he see’s bonnie but he doesnt chase her and make her scared.

I think all dog owners should have to go and do a doggy driving test, and if they cant control their dogs under certain situations then the dogs should be taken off them or be made to wear a muzzle at all times.

I know dogs play and shit by fighting, but you can tell when its nice fighting and not-nice fighting!

/end rant

13 Jan 08 Im proud of my dog!

Some people have a dog for a fashion accessory, some have them because their kids wanted one and they didn’t, but the kids rules the house so they got one anyway. Me and gem got a dog, because we wanted one, we love dogs, and my mate’s dog was having puppies!

And since picking her up what seems like forever ago we have not looked back! She has been blowing us away with how fast she learns things. She can sit, give both paws, lie down, go to her bed and go and see who’s at the door if we ask her to. And she is 12 weeks old! That’s 3 months!

When i was three months old i wasn’t doing shit apart from dribbling and shitting in my pants. Its amazing to watch something turn from a tiny puppy who knows nothing apart from “people = fuss & food” and “stuff = good to play with” - to a inquisitive, playful, loyal, loving part of our family.

Here’s to bonnie chops!

For those that dont know, you can read all about her adventures and her quest to become the most famous dog in the world - here!

http://bonnie.dog-blog.co.uk

27 Nov 07 The puppy has landed..

Yes that’s right, bonnie has landed, so i have decided to give her a blog of her very own.

She has picked up the whole blogging thing quickly, quite impressive to say shes a puppy.

http://bonnie.dog-blog.co.uk

In other news, god damm its hard work having a puppy. Crying, pooing and eating lots.. Its like having a baby except its probably cheaper! (and less painful for gem!)

She has settled in well, and is learning by the day. She knows what NO is now, and were working on afew other bits and bobs now. She hasnt poo’d once in the hosue either! Always in the garden!

Shes a good puppy!!

09 Nov 07 Bonnie chasin pussehz!

Hahaha, no my dog isnt a Lebanese. This rare photo actually captures the very essence of what Bonnie is dreaming about!

We are going to see her tongiht, she is on big girl food now!

29 Oct 07 Bonnie says hi

Bonnie says “Wassssuuuuuuuuppp”

She now has both eyes open, and is attempting to walk a little. She is amazing!

21 Oct 07 1 Week Old Today!

Happy Birthday Baby Bonnie!

Bonnie and her bro and sisters are one week old today! They are all getting so fat! it wont be long before she is chewing my shoes, and pooping on the floors!

Oh i cant wait!

15 Oct 07 Meet Baby Bonnie

Meet Baby Bonnie. She is roughly 20 hours old here.

She was born on the 14th October 2007 at 8:30pm

15 Oct 07 Free McDonalds, Puppy Dogs and Women Drivers

I dont venture into McDonalds much, to be honest i only nip in nowadays if Gem wants anything.. And then i might be inclined to have the odd cheeseburger.

Anyway, after missing my mothers famous sunday dinners due to illness, while we were out yesterday we called into McDonalds in Barlbourgh and ordered some food. I had a large fries and a Chocolate milkshake to dip them in, and gem had a Big mac meal.

After i ordered, i decided to pay with my card, and stuck it in the card reader. He then toddled off with our order, got our food and handed it to us. We got some BBQ sauce, and did one. It wasn’t until i left sarah and nez’s house, when i realised i didn’t have my card on me.

FUCK!

I suddenly remembered that i had never entered my PIN number, so therefore had not paid for my food, and i had left my card in the reader! I shot back there, and ran in, asked the lad who served me who signalled his manager, and they gave me my card back.

Result!

So 1 free McDonalds, and a HUGE sign of relief!

Anyway, the reason we were that end of the world was that earlier that morning, we had got a picture message from Nez, the puppies had come a week early! So we did what we needed to do after the wardo-last-weekend-in-the-party-house party, i had dinner at my mums, then we shot off to see them.

When we got there there were only 3 puppies born, and she had stopped giving birth for a few hours, 4 hours after the last one popped out, another one followed, then she nipped outside for a wee, and one more followed that!

Me and gem have decided to have the one born outside, and we are calling her Bonnie. the rest of the puppies came after we had left,leaving her with 9. One of the puppies had a dodgy birth, and was actually dead when it was born, but the wonders of nature meant millie brought her back to life. Unfortunately that little one passed away in the night. RIP lil unnamed dude/dudette.

We have to wait about 8ish week’s until we can have her, but we can go and see her whenever we like. So we’ll be going a lot!

Now on a completely unrelated event, i was driving to work this morning.. Just to add, i have nothing against women drivers, just this one.

I was approaching the hatched yellow area, outside the police station (you know the areas that your not allowed to stop in) and the car in front of me crossed it, and stopped as the lights were on red, there was no room for me to go across so i stayed put, leaving a nice big gap for cop cars to fly in and out.

This dozy fucking broad, in a silver 206, pulled out from inbetween sovereign signs, and the dulux place, and pulled up behind me, she was at a right angle from me as there was no room, she was blocking the opposite side of the road, and was edging towards me as if to say “come on, move up”

I aint braking no rules for no stupid 206 driving bitch, so i let her block the road and ignored her. I then drove up the bypass, past metalbox on my right, and then into the middle lane of the road and stopped as the lights where on red. Now this dozy bitch from before pulls up behind me, and immediately starts fiddling about with shit, and before i could say boo, she shunted into the back of us! I looked at gem, then tried to work out what had happened, had my foot slipped off the clutch? hmm but it was still on the clutch?

I then realised the FUCKING IDIOT had slipped off HER clutch, and had bumped the back of the car, i got out and looked at the rear, not a scratch or dint or crack in sight. So i glared at her, and drove off.

She wants to hope she doesn’t see me again, as i was in a rush to get to work this morning, if i hadn’t of been, of of been getting out the car with a stiff neck and everything!

In conclusion, all women in 206’s are tards! (expect ally! ) - All McDonalds workers are dumb as shit, and waiting 8 weeks so you can have your puppy is poo