It dawned on me a few weeks ago, that i have far too much junk littered about the internet. I set things up, forget about them, and then set some more shit up – and its gotten to the stage where I’m using a shit load of web-space, and not really doing anything with it. So i started by pruning my Facebook friends list first – removing anyone who I...

I kinda figured it would happen – the lyrics were NO WHERE to be found – so after me and HSB sat and worked them out and i posted them on here i knew it wouldn’t be long before some bastard robbed them and tried to play them off as their own. I know they have stolen mine cos they’ve made mistakes that have now been corrected by the lovely...

I really don’t believe in all that tripe about superstition, luck and all that jazz – however today it seems both Gemma and i have had a case of Friday the 13th Syndrome! First the dog decided to walk shit in the house, then to top that off my fucking projector is on the blink. It couldn’t of picked a better day! So now we are off to buy carpet...

I have my email set up quite strange, i have gmail accounts through google apps, all feeding to one central gmail account. This means i have spam filter in place at more than one level, which means i hardly get any spam at all now. This is brill – however i no longer get the awesomely funny 419 scam emails! I decided to log into one and have a scan through to...

Im getting sick to the fucking back teef of trying to register twitter accounts for my personal and business use – and some fucking drongo has already snapped them up. For example, @olly is registered and not used, @adidas is registered and not used, @ol is registered and not used. Need i go on? I have tried contacting twitter support and asking to kick them...

My osgood schlatters disease is a really hard thing to  photograph and you really cant see the full extent of it until you actually look at my knee, but i thought id share this with the world anyway. You can clearly see the knee closest to the camera has a large bump on it, that SHOULDNT be there, and the doctor told me that i’d have to live with it and...