October 29th, 2007 by olstar

Bonnie says “Wassssuuuuuuuuppp”

She now has both eyes open, and is attempting to walk a little. She is amazing!

October 28th, 2007 by olstar

Since having the Internet at home, and having a fair few things happen that i feel i need to shout about, i have got the bug to blog back again. I had lost it for a while, things were very samey, and i dont see the point of blogging for no reason, its just wasted bandwidth imo.

Anyway, i was sat here tapping away on my keyboard, probably building one of the many new sites me and dave have released this week, and my phone rang. The name “Ollie Dave” was on the screen, so i answered it and said “Alrate dave” haha, he loves it

I was greeted with a “You didnt tell me you and dave were in £20,000 worth of debt, each?”. He then proceeded to explain to me a conversation he had just had with a lad called Welly. He explained that Welly has heard “Down the circuit” that the reasoning behind the paid membership on the club website is to bail dave and myself out of a £20k personal debt that we both have.

The conversation was littered with contradictions and stuff, but the general discussion was about this apparent scheme me and dave have going off. I find it fairly hard to believe that people would be so stupid as to think this, but if that is what they think, then lets do the maths just to see how good a scheme it would be.

I think the advanced membership thingy is £162.50 a year. This includes entry to five major car shows ayear, all tickets paid for the day the ticket lines open. It also includes £17.50 to the club, instead of the £20 that a supporter would pay (the 2nd choice for paid membership)

Lets say its £163 a year for arguments sake, to round it up a little. And lets base this on one year, as lets face it, if our intentions were to rob people we wouldn’t be around that long would we!

£40,000 divided by £163 = 245.50(ish)

So we would need 246 people to sign up for the advanced membership in the first year. Thats a hell of a lot of members. Then you have to take into account the fact people are paying monthly, so if we were stealing their money, how would we get them access to all the shows, all year, without spending any of their hard earned cash so that me and dave could clear our “Debt Problem?”

It really amazes me what people come up with. For starters im probably now in less debt than most people in todays day and age. I only have one loan, no car insurance and no credit cards and only a £100 overdraft! The loan is for roughly £3000 too, so its not like that’s a fortune. Dave’s not in anywhere near that amounts worth of debt either, but its not my place to go into any more detail other than that, other than to say we both do have debts yes. But both of us pay our debts with our own hard earned money that we have made for ourselves with our own business that we have been running for over a year.

Thats all i have to say about that..

So thats the “Lies” part of my blog title covered, next is the “Cheats” part. Ok, so i picked the title cos it sounded good, and the “Cheats” part isnt really about cheating, just about achieving something cool for very little cash.

As me and gem have a house that we are making our own, we have started moving things about and generally improving the look of the house. One of the things that i have always wanted to do is create some art for the walls to brighten things up a little.

This original by Olly and Gemma is entitled “Poppy field, or some shit” It is a two-part creation, that creates a wonderful colour coordinated addition to the room in which it is to be hung.

This delightful piece is again by Olly and Gemma, and is quite appropriately titled “high velocity blood splatter” And this work of art is split into 4 to create a powerful, yet appealing message to any visitor to their staircase.

I Have made one more as well, but not taken a photograph of that yet. Hopefully they will make the walls look a bit less plain. Another new addition to the house is a dog basket and Bonnies first little toy. I hope she likes it! We just need the dog to go with it all now

Now the final part of my blogs title.. “Naughty little treats” I have a little plan in mind to reward the town i live in for its ugliness, dull atmosphere and general shitness. I cant go into to much detail but pictures of these treats will always be on my picture site when they are actually awarded.

Im going to bed now, i have a feeling i will feel like shit in the morning, but hopefully dave and I will have another fantastcily productive week like the we have the last few.

Peace and Love Mother Funksters.

October 24th, 2007 by olstar

For just of a year, i have lived in a house with a good mate of mine, wardo. Wardo moved here from bakewell, and hopefully i helped his progression from a bakewell tart (sorry, pudding) to mansfieldian.. But there comes a time in any mans life when he has to move in with the missus. And that time was about a week ago for wardo

He has moved on with Laura, and they have a lovely house just down the road from mine, so not too far to go and play on the Wii ;)  So good luck to both of them, i wish them all the luck in the world

This brings me to my next point, and the fact that I too, am now living alone with my girlfriend gemma. I didnt think anything into it really at first, but then it kinda dawned on me that i am living in a house that, ok its not ours, but its rented and run by us, and we have a garden, and a settee, and, well, everything else that you get in a house.. and its all OURS!

Its not half ours, and half a house mates.. Its Alll Ours!

Not that their is anything wrong with having someone else stuff in the house, it just feels so wierd to me knowing that i can use, or eat, or move, or clean ANYTHING.. and i dont have to wonder if its mine or not!

It sounds so petty, but it was just a really strange revelation i had when i was looking for something to eat (haha) and i realised i could have anything in the cupboards or the fridge, and i wouldn’t get moaned at or feel guilty

Yeah, so anyway, wardo has moved out, and that left us with a large empty room upstairs. So i moved my desk in, and set up a little home office. We also moved my kicks in here, and all gem’s ted stuff. But it kinda felt like a storage room and couldnt really be used fby more than one person. We needed a settee, or a sofa bed or something.. Neither of us had any cash at the mo, pay day seemed soooo far away. Then i remebered about my Freecycle email account, and the hundreds of emails i get about stuff people dont want no more.

I searched through the emails i had and found one entry regarding a sofa bed. I emailed the chap and he replied that the sooa bed was still in his back room, and was still free to a good home. A few more emails bounced back and forth discussing the best time to go up, and after i had seen pics and decided it looked ok, we arranged for me to go up after gem picked me up from work.

I called round, and a pleasant chap answered the door and we shook hands. And we all loaded it into the car and we parted after another handshake. That’s one cheap ass sofa bed!

So there is is! Its a beaut, and we even got the funky cushions too. Im always dubious about free stuff, but this thing is great and the bloke was really nice. Makes you realise there are some decent folk out there afterall.

Gem’s free aol lappy came too, its awesome. I want a new one now Oh, and i noticed something else on freecycle too, but that is staying under wraps and is a little thing for my caddy. Hehe

It seems as of late, that many things in my life have moved forward all at the same time. Its weird, one minute you feel worried and uncertain, then a shit load of things happen and completly change your outlook on life and your future.

We are going to see the puppies tomorrow hopefully, i cant wait to see our little baby im very excited! Sarah has been keeping us updated with pics, but its not the same as seeing them ni real life and hearing them make little noises. I really cant wait to get her home, and start the next chapter in our lives.

Peace and love mother funksters.

October 21st, 2007 by olstar

Happy Birthday Baby Bonnie!

Bonnie and her bro and sisters are one week old today! They are all getting so fat! it wont be long before she is chewing my shoes, and pooping on the floors!

Oh i cant wait!

October 18th, 2007 by olstar

For many years now, i have had involvement with a wide range of websites.  just off the top of my head i can remember the following domain names that i have had, and have let go;

• www.sugarush.co.uk
• www.olivermooney.co.uk
• www.brunts-online.org.uk
• www.phat-rappa.com/net/org

And i currently have involvement in two large forums, both with the associated social groups that accompany them. And over the years, not only have i had to deal with many many situations for many many people, i have on occasion’s been subject to direct threats and insults myself..

But none have ever directly insulted me, my life, and the way i was raised. Until Now.

What makes it worse, is that this person is in fact hiding behind a false identity, and refuses to admit who they are. Not only is this annoying, but its also totally pathetic. If you have an opinion and you want to voice it, you voice it so that people know where its coming from, else it is as worthless as this person in questions knowledge of my upbringing.

Maybe the truth behind this now is that this “Person” is in fact continuing to talk shit about me and my bitness, as they know what would in fact now happen to them because of the things they have written on that blog, if their true identity was in fact now revealed.

I guess the truth will come out one day.

Lets hope that im not face to face with this person when the truth does come to light, eh.

Tread carefully.

October 17th, 2007 by olstar

I woke up yesterday morning, and did not want to get out of bed. I was so tired, i guess i knew that yesterday was going to be one of those days!

First off, dave (my business partner) had some shit dragged up, that has laid low for MONTHS, all thanks to a certain mother fucker of a buck toothed fuck.

Then gem phoned me, and thinks she has caught something off her step dad and brother, so she was under the weather.

Then i got home, to a phone call from a friend, saying he had mail addressed to dave and myself, that was regarding a situation that we had thought was dead and buried, and has been totally unnecessarily been dragged back to life. It was in fact a letter from the BAILIFF’s, and had actually called round my mates house to take shit from there..

Just to clear up, the situation involved money, we went to court, and sorted it out. Now this has been dragged up because the retard person involved didn’t get his own way.

So ive had the task of making a million unnecessary phone calls to clear this up today. Great!

And then, when i thought it couldn’t get any worse, i hear on the grapevine that more ripples have been cast over the pond that we call maxxd.

It all boils down to a certain person, and a glitch in the maxxtrix that seems to of been going on (involving a whole host of different people) for the last year or so.

The thing that winds me up, is that dispite all the things i get told, all the things people mention to me in confidence when they are made to feel unwelcomed by this person, i really want to like her.

But i just cant. As whatever she may of may not of done, she has pissed off and upset so many people i call my friends, and (intentiannly or not) she has caused far too much agro for the car club that is so close to my heart.

So for this, i just cannot forgive.

What a day, eh?

October 15th, 2007 by olstar

Meet Baby Bonnie. She is roughly 20 hours old here.

She was born on the 14th October 2007 at 8:30pm

October 15th, 2007 by olstar

I dont venture into McDonalds much, to be honest i only nip in nowadays if Gem wants anything.. And then i might be inclined to have the odd cheeseburger.

Anyway, after missing my mothers famous sunday dinners due to illness, while we were out yesterday we called into McDonalds in Barlbourgh and ordered some food. I had a large fries and a Chocolate milkshake to dip them in, and gem had a Big mac meal.

After i ordered, i decided to pay with my card, and stuck it in the card reader. He then toddled off with our order, got our food and handed it to us. We got some BBQ sauce, and did one. It wasn’t until i left sarah and nez’s house, when i realised i didn’t have my card on me.

FUCK!

I suddenly remembered that i had never entered my PIN number, so therefore had not paid for my food, and i had left my card in the reader! I shot back there, and ran in, asked the lad who served me who signalled his manager, and they gave me my card back.

Result!

So 1 free McDonalds, and a HUGE sign of relief!

Anyway, the reason we were that end of the world was that earlier that morning, we had got a picture message from Nez, the puppies had come a week early! So we did what we needed to do after the wardo-last-weekend-in-the-party-house party, i had dinner at my mums, then we shot off to see them.

When we got there there were only 3 puppies born, and she had stopped giving birth for a few hours, 4 hours after the last one popped out, another one followed, then she nipped outside for a wee, and one more followed that!

Me and gem have decided to have the one born outside, and we are calling her Bonnie. the rest of the puppies came after we had left,leaving her with 9. One of the puppies had a dodgy birth, and was actually dead when it was born, but the wonders of nature meant millie brought her back to life. Unfortunately that little one passed away in the night. RIP lil unnamed dude/dudette.

We have to wait about 8ish week’s until we can have her, but we can go and see her whenever we like. So we’ll be going a lot!

Now on a completely unrelated event, i was driving to work this morning.. Just to add, i have nothing against women drivers, just this one.

I was approaching the hatched yellow area, outside the police station (you know the areas that your not allowed to stop in) and the car in front of me crossed it, and stopped as the lights were on red, there was no room for me to go across so i stayed put, leaving a nice big gap for cop cars to fly in and out.

This dozy fucking broad, in a silver 206, pulled out from inbetween sovereign signs, and the dulux place, and pulled up behind me, she was at a right angle from me as there was no room, she was blocking the opposite side of the road, and was edging towards me as if to say “come on, move up”

I aint braking no rules for no stupid 206 driving bitch, so i let her block the road and ignored her. I then drove up the bypass, past metalbox on my right, and then into the middle lane of the road and stopped as the lights where on red. Now this dozy bitch from before pulls up behind me, and immediately starts fiddling about with shit, and before i could say boo, she shunted into the back of us! I looked at gem, then tried to work out what had happened, had my foot slipped off the clutch? hmm but it was still on the clutch?

I then realised the FUCKING IDIOT had slipped off HER clutch, and had bumped the back of the car, i got out and looked at the rear, not a scratch or dint or crack in sight. So i glared at her, and drove off.

She wants to hope she doesn’t see me again, as i was in a rush to get to work this morning, if i hadn’t of been, of of been getting out the car with a stiff neck and everything!

In conclusion, all women in 206’s are tards! (expect ally! ) - All McDonalds workers are dumb as shit, and waiting 8 weeks so you can have your puppy is poo

October 12th, 2007 by olstar

I finally have the internet at home!

I have been here over a year, and i have always wanted to leave the internet at work, and have my home time as time off from it all. But, the way things are going nowi really need to be on the internet all the time. I need to be able to get on the internet at any time of the day so that i can sort support requests out, and do all the little bits and bobs i need to do, but dont want to be doing it during the daytime.

Anyway, its gonna mean i can start both doing more towards the MMS things, and also a few more bits and bobs of my own.

Holllla!

October 12th, 2007 by olstar

Ahh, it jsut gets better. I recieved a bill from BT about a week after having my line turned on. According to BT (i managed to get thru to speak to someone after A WHOLE HOUR OF MY LIFE was wasted on hold) BT Open Reach are in charge of the phone lines, and as they are a separate part of BT, there is nothing he could do to remove the £124.99 charge they had slapped on my bill, for simply TURNING ON the phone line.

They were in my house for 5 mins, plugged something into the wall, walked off down the street, activated it at the box at bottom of the road, came back, gave me my number, job done. Thats not worth £125 you fucking losers!

On this bill i got, they had also signed me up for “BT Together Option 2″ which includes weekend and evening calls for free. When the fuck did i tell them to sign me up to that? Answer - i didnt! They just presumed i would want it, and charged me for it!

In total, my bill came to over £160, and i had not even plugged a phone in to make a call. Its fucking disguisting, and i feel robbed. Luckily i managed to speakt o a guy who was pretty helpful, and he has postponed the bill for a few months to give us time to save up.

If only NTL had put fucking fiber optic cabling in my road.. then i would of NEVER had to even speak to any fucker at BT.

In conclusion, NEVER USE BT.. if you can help it..

They are fucking crap.

In other news, my AOL router came today, and hopefully i can get my net working tonight, and then.. WOO! i can start spending the amount of time i really need to spend, posting on forums, and promoting the stuff me and davros are doing.

I cant wait!